Memo 017: With the Cinch of a Waist

Ok, as you can tell from this blog, I’m pretty ritualistic
and consistent with the things that I like to do. I WEAR top knots, I’m dedicated to spending a large portion
of my paycheck with ASOS, Zara and H&M, and I like to make to-do lists and
check things off (random fact but now you know). So, here’s one more to add to
the list of things that I like to do and do often…

I cinch waists!

If I’m wearing a blazer, I cinch the waist

A dress? Yup, you’ve got it. I cinch the waist.

If I wake up one morning with the urge to wear a brown paper
bag…I’M CINCHING THE WAIST!

A cinched waist is the ultimate accessory in achieving
femininity in any outfit.

The cinch can be achieved with a belt, rope, scarf,
chain…basically anything that will make it’s way around your waist. You’ve got
the keys to cinching success.

Now getsta cinching (Martin voice)!