Does that say 200 Memos?! What the what?!  Welp, that calls for a celebration of sorts, doesn’t it. When I celebrate, you all get something. Isn’t that fun? There are two gifts involved. The first gift is introducing you to my fellow co-werker (Get it? One who also “werks”) and Howardite, Crystal Devone better known as DJ C. Devone. She’s pretty hot in these…